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These are the comments that appear in Battle Bears Gold when the player is on the matchmaking screen, just before the match/battle begins. The content of the comment varies and is refreshed every ten seconds that the player has been waiting for a match, and the new comment that comes up is picked at random.

There are very many different quotes and comments, so it may not even be possible to list them all here.

The comments appear in the bottom left of the screen.

Note: The person "dnomn8r" is referenced several times. He is legitimate and was the one who collected all the quotes for the game.


Quote: <COMMENT DELETED BY ADMINISTRATOR>
Origin: A typical message around the internet posted in edited messages containing offensive, abusive or otherwise inappropriate content.


Quote: AIN'T SO FUNNY MEOW IS IT?
Origin: A famous quote from the movie Super Troopers spoken by character Foster.


Quote: GIVE THOSE PEOPLE AIR!
Origin: Spoken by Douglas Quaid  in the 1990 movie Total Recall.


Quote: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Origin: A famous line spoken by the character Cole Sear in the movie The Sixth Sense.


Quote: THIS IS SPARTA!
Origin: A famous line spoken by Leonidas, played by Gerard Butler in the movie 300, also a popular internet quote.


Quote: IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!
Origin:

Spoken by Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in the 2008 movie Taken... after he shot another man's wife in the arm. Also a quote used by Riggs when injured. It was also famously used by the Black Knight from the British surreal comedy, Monty Python.


Quote: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
Origin: A famous line spoken by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Terminator.


Quote: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Origin: A popular principal catchphrase from the series of sketches in Monte Python's Flying Circus from 1970, from the episode The Spanish inquisition.


Quote: KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER
Origin: A world famous quote from Chinese general and military strategist Sun-tzu (~400 B.C.). Made famous in the movie Godfather II.


Quote: NEVER SEND A HUMAN TO DO A MACHINE'S JOB
Origin: The reverse of the quote Never send a machine to do Human's job.


Quote: YOU HAVE CHOSEN... WISELY
Origin: A quote from the film Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after Indiana chooses the right Holy Grail to drink from.


Quote: HE HAS CHOSEN... POORLY
Origin: A change of the quote "He chose.....poorly" from the film Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, when the antagonist Donovan perishes after drinking from a false Holy Grail.


Quote: I WILL NOT BUY THIS RECORD, IT IS SCRATCHED
Origin: A quote from the sketch Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook of the 1970s series Monty Python's Flying Circus.


Quote: MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS
Origin: Another quote from the sketch Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook of the 1970s series Monty Python's Flying Circus.


Quote: OH MAN. OH GOD, OH MAN. OH GOD, OH MAN.
Origin: Quote from the 1987 movie Tough Guys Don't Dance.


Quote: ENHANCE YOUR CALM - JOHN SPARTAN
Origin: Phrase used by the character John Spartan in the 1993 film Demolition Man.


Quote: AWW 20 DOLLARS...... :( BUT I WANTED A PEANUT!
Origin: Spoken by Homer Simpson in season 5 episode 8 from the popular american cult-cartoon The Simpsons, in a conversation with his own brain.


Quote: GO GO POWER RANGERS!
Origin: Quote from the series Power Rangers.


Quote: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
Origin: A phrase used by Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.


Quote: REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'D KILL YOU LAST? I LIED.
Origin: Quote from 1985 movie Commando, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Quote: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
Origin: The name of the film And Now for Something Completely Different.


Quote: THERE IS A SECRET IN THIS GAME
Origin: A hint that there is a secret in this game.  It points to the fact that there are indeed two secret achievements in the game.


Quote: THEY'RE EATING HER. AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!
Origin: A quote from the film 1990 Troll 2, widely considered one of the worst films of all time, even getting a complete 0% rating on the popular movie review website Rotten Tomatoes.


Quote: NOT LIKE THIS... NOT LIKE THIS...
Origin: A quote sproken by character Switch in the 1990 film The Matrix.


Quote: I'LL BE CAREFUL, YOU'LL BE DEAD!
Origin: An exchange between Luke Skywalker and Dr. Evazan from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.


Quote: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER.
Origin: Another exchange between Luke Skywalker and Dr. Evazan.


Quote: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY COMMIE NAZIS
Origin: A quote from The Simpsons said by Rainier Wolfcastle in his fictional movie McBain.


Quote: LIEUTENANT DAN!
Origin: A quote spoken to the character Lieutenant Dan  from Forrest Gump in the movie Forrest Gump.


Quote: NO MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!
Origin: A quote by Mr. Auric Goldfinger in the 1964 James Bond movie Goldfinger


Quote: A BOWL. I GOT A BOWL. GOOD FOR ME!
Origin: A quote from the series Freakazoid!


Quote: WE DEAL IN LEAD, FRIEND
Origin: A quote from the 1960 movie The Magnificent Seven.


Quote: I DON'T KNOW, I MOSTLY JUST HURT PEOPLE
Origin: A quote from the 1997 movie Alien Resurrection.


Quote: YOU SPOONY BARD!
Origin: A quote from the video game Final Fantasy IV.  It is said at a post-bombed Damcyan by Tellah, who is insulting a bard who survived the bombing because he is angered by the death of his daughter.


Quote: TOTO, I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE
Origin: A quote by Dorothy from the 1939 classic movie The Wizard of Oz as she and her dog Toto land in the Land of Oz.


Quote: KLAATU BARADA NI(COUGH)(COUGH)
Origin:

A quote from the movie Army Of Darkness.


Quote: I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING
Origin: A quote from antagonist Seargent Kilgore from the Vietnam War movie Apocalypse Now.


Quote: TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
Origin: A partial quote from the original 1982 film Conan the Barbarian, which is a part of the quote "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, to hear the lamentation of their women."


Quote: I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS... IS IT ABOUT PIES?
Origin: A quote from the simpsons episode where Homer becomes a sculptor after screwing up his barbeque.


Quote: I AM TIM, THE ENCHANTER
Origin: A quote by Tim the Enchanter himself to King Arthur in the 1975 movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


Quote: THE LONDON UNDERGROUND IS NOT A POLITICAL MOVEMENT!
Origin: A quote from the movie A Fish Called Wanda, as part of the quote "Aristotle was not Belgian! The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself!" And the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, I looked them up."


Quote: I'LL MISS YOU MOM
Origin: An homage to dnomn8r's(Frano Sailer) mom, who passed away during the making of this game.


Quote: TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN
Origin: Another quote from Conan the Barbarian, which is said after "To see them driven before you".


Quote: DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY... HAS JUST BEEN REVOKED
Origin: From the 1989 movie Lethal Weapon 2 after the main protagonist shoots a corrupt South African diplomat who cannot be arrested due to his diplomatic immunity.


Quote: DO A BARREL ROLL!
Origin: A popular Internet meme originating from the 1997 video game Star Fox 64. This quote is probably included due to the fact that it gained popularity after the Google Easter Egg Do a barrel roll.


Quote:

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
Origin: Yet another quote from the novel 1984 by George Orwell. This phrase is also commonly used to describe oppressive (also known as Orwellian) governments who constantly monitor their citizens.


Quote: JUNE 29TH, 2012
Origin: The day dnomn8r (Lead Programmer for the game) was married.


Quote: MR. AAAAANDERSON
Origin: A quote from "The Matrix: Revolutions" where the primary antagonist, "Agent Smith" is taunting the protagonist, "Neo".


Quote: FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
Origin: A quote from the famous 1940s book '1984' by George Orwell. This quote is part of the trifecta "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength", which are the main principles of the oppressive government of Oceania.


Quote: WAR IS PEACE
Origin: Another quote from the novel 1984 by George Orwell.


Quote: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Origin: See above.


Quote: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER
Origin: A quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, said as an insult by a French Guard.


Quote: YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES
Origin: Another quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, said as an insult by a French Guard.


Quote: DENTAL PLAN, LISA NEEDS BRACES!
Origin: A quote from the Simpsons episode Last Exit to Springfield. The phrase has grown greatly in popularity since the episode, as seen here.


Quote: GO AHEAD KID, MAKE MY DAY
Origin: A quote by Harry Callahan in the 1983 film Sudden Impact.


Quote: MULTIPASS... MUL-TI-PASS
Origin: An exchange between Leelo and Korben Dallas in the 1997 film The Fifth Element.


Quote: MY PRECIOUSSSS
Origin: A famous quote by the character Gollum from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. 


Quote: JOZIN Z BAZIN
Origin: A very popular song by Czech musician and comedian Ivan Mladek, which has become his best-known song. It has become very popular in Poland, Russia and Hungary.


Quote: SANKA? YA DEAD? YA MON...
Origin: An exchange from the 1993 film Cool Runnings, a movie about a Jamaican bobsled team in the 1988 Winter Olympics.


Quote: YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Origin: A quote from the 1992 movie A Few Good Men, starring Tom Cruise as a lawyer uncovering a major military conspiracy.


Quote: WHY A SPOON COUSIN? CAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE!
Origin: An exchange between the Guy of Gisborne and the Sheriff of Nottingham in the 1991 movie Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves as the Sheriff is about to cut out Robin's heart with a spoon.


Quote: KAIN THE DRAGOON WAS THE BEST
Origin: An anonymous quote referring to Commander Kain Highwind from the video game Final Fantasy IV.


Quote: TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
Origin: The first part of the trifecta "To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women" from the 1982 original film the Barbarian Conan the Barbarian.


Quote: MEOW?
Origin: Something dnomn8r (Lead Programmer of the game) tends to say a lot at the office.


Quote: I'D RATHER KISS A WOOKIE
Origin: A quote by Leia Skywalker in a deleted scene of the 1980 film Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.


Quote:

BUTT ER IS DELICIOUS

Origin: Quote requestes by Michael Kingery.


Quote: I KNOW KUNG FU
Origin: A popular quote from the 1999 film The Matrix. This phrase has since gained popularity and been used by characters when they are threatened.


Quote: EXCUUUUSE MEEE PRINCESS
Origin: A quote by protagonist Link in the television series The Legend of Zelda.


Quote: ASSIMILATE THIS!
Origin: A quote from the 1996 film Star Trek: First Contact.


Quote: KEEP FIT AND HAVE FUN BODY BREAK!
Origin: A quote from the 90-second television series Body Break by ParticipACTION.


Quote: CONFUSE-A-CAT
Origin: The title of a sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.


Quote: ADRIANE!!!
Origin: The name Rocky Balboa screams out after his first fight with Appollo Creed.


Quote: GET READY FOR SOME CHOP!
Origin: Quote from Aliens, and also from Starcraft (which copied Aliens)


Quote: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Origin: The phrase used to activate the infamous Killing Curse from the Harry Potter series.


Quote: KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
Origin: A quote by Gandalf when he gives Frodo the ring in the 2001 movieThe Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.


Quote: I RECOMMEND WE FIRE PHASERS
Origin: A quote by Lieutenant Commander Worf on many occasions.


Quote: I KNOW NOW WHY YOU CRY
Origin: A quote in the ending scene by the T-800 in the film Terminator 2: Judgement Day.


Quote: ON CLOSER INSPECTION, THESE ARE LOAFERS
Origin: A quote from the Simpsons episode A Star Is Burns.


Quote: STOP WORRYING, AND LEARN TO LOVE THE BOMB
Origin: The title of the 1964 film Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.


Quote: PICK UP YOUR VISUAL SCANNING!
Origin: A quote by the Commander Garven Dreis from the 1977 film Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.


Quote: I AM POWDERED TOAST MAN!
Origin: A quote from the Ren and Stimpy Show.


Quote: THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!
Origin: A quote by Nelson from the Simpsons episode Bart on the Road.


Quote: CARE BEAR COUNTDOWN... 5..4..3..2..1..!
Origin: The lyrics of a song from the Care Bears franchise


Quote: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
Origin: A famous quote from the 2001 film The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. It has since become a popular internet meme.


Quote: YOUNG FOOL... ONLY NOW, AT THE END, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Origin: A quote by Emperor Palpatine from the ending scene of the 1983 movie Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.


Quote: YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
Origin: A famous quote from the 1975 Steven Spielberg classic Jaws.


Quote: TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
Origin: A quote from the 1966 show Star Trek: The Original Series.


Quote: YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
Origin: A quote by Dr.Jonathan Gediman from the film Alien Resurrection.


Quote: IN THE GAME OF THRONES, YOU WIN, OR YOU DIE.
Origin: A quote by Cersei Lannister from the seventh episode of Game of Thrones.


Quote: WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
Origin: A quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1990 film Kindergarten Cop.


Quote: I TOLD YOU! *RATATATATAT* DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR!
Origin: A quote by Indiana Jones from the 1989 film Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.


Quote: THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN
Origin: From the movie, and book "Dune".


Quote: THAT'S IT! NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Origin: A quote from The Soup Nazi, the 116th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld.


Quote: WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
Origin: A quote from the 1984 film Dune.


Quote: I MUST BREAK YOU
Origin: A quote from stereotypical Russian boxer Ivan Drago from the 1985 film Rocky IV.


Quote: STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND HIT ME!
Origin: A quote by Morpheus in the 1999 film The Matrix.


Quote: BLESSED ARE THE CHEESEMAKERS
Origin: A quote from the 1979 film Life of Brian.


Quote: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Origin: A famous quote by Gandalf from The Fellowship of the Rings, which has since become a popular Internet meme. The quote's first use was by a French officer during an attack by German forces in World War I.


Quote:

JAN 25TH 1981

Origin: The date of birth of dnomn8r's wife.


Quote: I HAVE THE POWER OF GREY SKULL
Origin: A quote by the protagonist He-Man of the Masters of the Universe franchise.


Quote: SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY!
Origin: A quote from the original 1984 film The Karate Kid.


Quote: GET OFF MY PLANE!
Origin: A quote by Harrison Ford during a fight scene in the 1997 film Air Force One.


Quote: EVERYBODY KNOWS... THE GOOD GUYS LOST
Origin: The lyrics of the song Everybody Knows by Leonard Cohen.


Quote: EVERYBODY KNOWS... THE DICE ARE LOADED
Origin: See above for song.


Quote: I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED
Origin: A quote by a soldier in the 1987 film Predator after he is injured.


Quote: IS IT HEAVY?   YES.   THEN IT'S EXPENSIVE, PUT IT BACK
Origin: A quote from the 1993 film Jurassic Park.


Quote: MY NAME IS NOT SWARLEY
Origin: A quote by Barney Stinson from the series How I met Your Mother.


Quote: DOUBLE RAINBOW! ACROSS THE SKY
Origin: A quote from the hilarious double rainbow youtube video.


Quote: HE HAS THE EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON
Origin: A quote by Hermoine from the Harry Potter novel Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, a rephrase of the actual quote “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have”.


Quote: IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES
Origin: A quote from the Simpsons episode Last Exit to Springfield, when Homer reads a play written by typewriting monkeys.


Quote:

CAPABLERUNT

Origin: (Place origin here) 


Quote: LOOK AT ME... I'M A SNAAAKE
Origin: Reference to an obscure Youtube video.


Quote:

UP AND AT THEM! UP AND AT THEM!

Origin: A quote by Rainier Wolfcastle in the Simpsons episode Radioactive Man.


Quote: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Origin: A quote from the 1986 cult classic Highlander


Quote: I HAVE THE SWORD OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS
Origin: A quote from South Park episode Make Love, Not Warcraft, with a reference to World of Warcraft.


Quote: SOMEONE GET THIS WALKING CARPET OUT OF MY WAY
Origin: A quote by Princess Leia in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, telling Luke and Han to get Chewbacca out of her way.


Quote:

YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!

Origin: A quote from the 1964 black comedy film Dr. Strangelove. Note the use of irony.


Quote: HE'S NOT HUMAN, HE'S LIKE A PIECE OF IRON
Origin: A remark by Ivan Drago in the 1985 film Rocky IV referring to Rocky Balboa.


Quote: I WILL NOT FEAR, FOR FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER
Origin: A quote from the 1984 film Dune a film adaptation of the novel of the 1965 of the same name.


Quote: TROGDOR! BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!
Origin: Trogdor!!! Probably the first meme ever on the internet.


Quote: THEY MOSTLY COME OUT AT NIGHT... MOSTLY
Origin: A quote from the 1986 film Aliens, sequel to the famous film Alien


Quote: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS
Origin: From the 1993 movie Demolition Man


Quote:

DEC 4TH 1980

Origin: The date of birth of dnomn8r.


Quote: I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
Origin: A quote from a fictional advertisement from the 1987 original RoboCop.


Quote: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CAR DRIVE YOU!
Origin: A quote by Ukrainian-born American comedian  Yakov Smirnoff, commenting on the stark differences between his previous life in the Soviet Union in the 1980s to his life in the United States. It has since become a popular Internet meme, as seen here.


Quote: I'M A LUMBERJACK, AND I'M OK
Origin: Comes from Monty Python Flying Circus "Lumberjack Song"


Quote: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
Origin: A line from the Beatles song "Yellow Submarine".


Quote: NICE PAR, DAVID
Origin: A quote from the 1996 television series Tin Cup.


Quote: BASEBALL WRONG, MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK
Origin: A quote from the game "Shadow Warrior", referring to the fact that man with four balls would have trouble walking.


Quote: RUN FORREST RUN!
Origin: A well-known quote from the 1994 film Forrest Gump.


Quote: THAT'S NO MOON THAT'S A SPACE STATION
Origin: A quote from Star Wars IV: A New Hope.


Quote: NEXT TIME GADGET... NEXT TIME!
Origin: A quote from the TV series Inspector Gadget.


Quote: TO BE OR NOT TO BE... NOT TO BE
Origin: A great quote from the movie withing a movie in the movie Last Action Hero.


Quote: GOD I'M TIRED. SLEEP WHEN YOU DIE MAN!
Origin: A quote from the fourth instalment of the Alien franchise,Alien Resurrection.


Quote: QUAID... QUAID... YOU MUST FREE MARS
Origin: A quote from the original Total Recall].


Quote: WE'RE IN THE PIPE, FIVE BY FIVE
Origin: A quote from many places, see here.


Quote: WE MUST FLEE... TO TIRAS LEE!
Origin: From the movie Willow!


Quote: SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER
Origin: A quote from the movie Total Recall.


Quote: I'M A MASTER OF THE ART OF LLAP-GOCH
Origin: Monty Python quote.


Quote: SOVEREIGN WILL BE MADE ONE DAY!
Origin: dnomn8r says this will remain a secret... for now.


Quote: THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Origin: A quote from a Simpsons episode.


Quote: SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
Origin: The title of a book by Douglas Adams.


Quote: YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD
Origin: A quote from the Simpsons episode Lisa the Vegetarian.


Quote: THANK YOU, BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
Origin: A quote from the original Mario games.


Quote: LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNY!
Origin: A rephrasing of the quote "Let off some steam, Bennett!" from the 1985 film Commando.


Quote: YOU MUST RETURN HERE WITH A SHRUBBERY!
Origin: A quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail from the scene The Knights Who Say "Ni".


Quote: SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER PIG DOES
Origin: Lyrics from the song Spider Pig from The Simpsons Movie, when Homer holds Plopper the Pig up to the ceiling.


Quote: ARROW TO THE KNEE ENDED MY ADVENTURING DAYS
Origin: A well-known quote from Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V.


Quote: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TONIGHT, BRAIN?
Origin: A quote from the TV series Pinky and the Brain.


Quote: ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
Origin: A song from Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"


Quote: THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO FEAR, IS FEAR ITSELF
Origin: A quote from Franklin D. Roosevelt's first inaugural address.

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